Words and Phrases that I Despise...

1. module

2. medallion

3. nosh

4. preggo

5. preggers

6. conversate (because it's not really a word!)

7. orientate (ditto.)

8. "This is your boy..."

9. cuz (as in cousin)

10. "On point"

11. "This is how we do"

12. "Right quick"

13. strangulate

14. probally

15. supposably

16. flustrate/ed/ing

17. fustrate/ed/ing

18. "I'm not gonna lie"

19. "Got my hair did"

20. "Baby mama"

21. "b-e-a-u-tiful"

22. digress

23. facetious

24. anyways

25. "dunzo"

If you ever hear me utter one of these despised words or phrases, you have my permission to kick me in the knee.

Saving money and calories

I would like to thank the man who stocks the vending machine at work. Thanks to him and the 243 Special K and Nature's Valley bars, I do not spend my money in his machine every afternoon.

If I wanted healthy snacks, I would bring them from home.